Remember when you were a kid, and your parents lied to you telling you your picture was pretty, and then asking you what it was? Then you found it in the trashcan later as it wasn’t even good enough for the fridge?

That emotion is kind of you feel when you look at the ghastly CoutureLab Woman Brown Giraffe Print Handbag. It’s like a Monet, as the popular saying goes, except it is a mess all over once you get close and from afar.

If you think it looks crazy, its actual materials are even more out in left field. The body you see that resembles a giraffe is made from pony pelt from South America, the embossed frame is leather designed to look like croc skin, and the lining inside is a teal suede.

So, the CoutureLab purse is what, a harmonious gathering of animal safari friends?

Carrying this in your hand kind of creates the image of a person carrying a spotted jellyfish with whiskers down the block, not so hot.

Honestly, even if you are CoutureLab, somebody should have told the designer, “No, honey, the Woman Brown Giraffe Print Handbag is ugly.” Believe it; the fashion world would have carried on.